Hayley's tumblr

So it’s three and I’m still not sleeping. This was funny the first two times…it’s getting old. And Tumblr keeps crashing and I want it to not.

catladysoul:

im kinda pressed gay & lesbian has it’s own category in netflix why can’t you put us in every other category and　 treat us like normal people we’re not aliens

Ick yes. Liked they weeded out all the ‘gay movies’ from the rest to like, limit contamination or something.

hideway:

so glad i hid the notes on the “start typing in spanish because white people will never understand” post because now i’m getting overzealous spanish speakers telling me my dialect is wrong and their dialect is right

no one care i’m cuban as far as i’m concerned i should be lucky i don’t call the fridge a “cold machine”

NOBODY’S DIALECT IS WRONG

I’m sorry is this even relevant? Overzealous linguistics student here.

shaving23spiders:

boozledorf:

yufeelme:

don’t trust anyone with a strong negative opinion on rap music

I sense a contradiction in terms.

“Music” implies change in some sort of pitch.  ”Rap” implies a lack thereof.  Therefore, “Rap music” is an oxymoron.  If you remove the “oxy”, you get the kind of people that like rap music.

Hey dude you dropped your fedora 

(via imma-kitty-meow)

orbitars:

“Mom, would you still love me if I was straight?”

“Of course not Tony Steve Kurt Blaine Sherlock Watson Destiel Merthur Hummel Stark, now be a good boy and finish piercing your ear so we can go shopping.”

(via vondell-swain)

buttobsession:

I told Liam that the next time he left me alone with his computer, I would change his tumblr URL to buttobsession because a) he is always posting things about butts which leads me to believe he has a butt obsession and b) it was a punishment of sorts for freaking always being on the site. 

Liam is out for the night.

Liam won’t be on tumblr all evening.

Liam left his laptop open.

Liam is buttobsession.

x Kayley Hyde lolz

sarahksquared:

how do i spend my first day as a high school graduate? 

tumblr, that’s how.

Hell yeah!

Problematically, that library is 30 minutes away walking and I won’t have a car, but you know. Whatever.

I’m currently checking the catalog for the public library in my college’s town to see if they have all the John Green books. They do. Like, even Let It Snow, which I haven’t even read.
So I guess they’re all right.

gehbiahblue:

I should not be allowed in a bookstore with a wallet

(via chronic-nostalgia)